I want to have your abortion
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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