best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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