Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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