Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I am naked and annoyed.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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