____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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