So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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