Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize