I cut my penus on the lid.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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