Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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