i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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