I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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