Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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