Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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