Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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