Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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