Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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