Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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