All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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