just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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