so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I've blown a few things in my day
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
