Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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