Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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