gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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