i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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