He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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