Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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