i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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