I skipped work to stalk him.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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