my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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