I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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