i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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