At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
