Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
not ubering you a puppy
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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