No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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