3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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