Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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