is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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