I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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