He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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