Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
