Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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