Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Fuck appropriateness.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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