Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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