I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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