So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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