All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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