I wish I could punch you in the face.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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