Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When are your genitals available?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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