We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
