I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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