is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
