So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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