You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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